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[–] 26 points 5 months ago

If only he could fall asleep permanently.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    This is how he's going to eventually die. And it will be hilarious.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Imagine inconvencing millions of New Yorkers to not even watch the game

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Wasn't Joseph Stalin assumed to be asleep for a full day until they realized that he had had a stroke and died?

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    It sure looked like he was snoozing. Maybe there needed to be more unconsciousness to help the Knicks shake off that evil vibe. But I’m no expert.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    He needs to rest so he can be awake to talk to his mates in Russia and organize more merch from China

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Does a Polar Bear shit in ice water?

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago