Everything is two weeks away with this guy. Does he understand how time works?

Total victory in two weeks in a war he said was won two months ago.

Again?

I thought he had total victory 7 times or so already?

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Wonder how many days that is in human time. He would finish the Ukraine war in 24h, so something tells me it's about 700 weeks or so.

Obama’s kenyan birth certificate was promised to everyone “in two weeks” 16 years ago, so I guess we’re probably in this for the next 16 years.

When I used to work with kids, if they wanted to know how long it would be until something, and they wouldn't take "I don't know" as an answer, I always said 15 minutes. Short enough that they'd stop asking, but long enough that they would go off, do something else, and forget about it.

2 weeks folks.

Get ready!!!

"Just two more weeks, bro."

He means it this time.

What's up with the increase use of articles from the terrorist state of Israel?

The same two weeks I've waited through both his presidencies for him to address infrastructure?

Do rapists experience time in a different way than everyone else?

INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK, BABYBEEEEEEEE!!!

Oh sweet, another 2 weeks? How many fortnights is that now?

TWO!!! MORE!! WEEKS!!

"just 2 more weeks, for real this time guys, you'll see."

oh. yeah. I remember when he said this just as it started.

Too Weak Trump at it again 🙄

No worries. After it's all done, Karoline Leavitt will just speak into her speakwrite and retroactively everything will be re-written to say that it was always two weeks after all. Don't panic, everybody.

Defeating Iran every other week has gotta be really embarrassing for them.

Oh you think he means two weeks from now?

No, he always means two weeks from the date it happens.

Narrator: It wasn't.

I can't believe this video is 5 years old

He's under an audit, you see. Those IRS audits are crazy, folks.

Give it about two more weeks.

Any minute now...

for the seventh time

Everything trump says is 100% bullshit.

He's posting the "peace plan good" too early in the week. He usually posts it on Friday so the stock market can end the week high, then say "not this time" on Monday right after he sells all his stock.

After completely destroying the IRGC and Navy within the first week of the special military operation, 3 months later we will have a concept of a plan for total victory in 2 weeks.

The jerusalem post is just fascism fan fic.

Whst up with the increase use of article from the terrorist state of Israel?

Hasn’t he been saying stuff like that for months now?

Ok, pawpaw. Let's get you back to bed.

What a clown

This article is meaningless slop, why are we talking about it?

Which two weeks?

Again?