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[–] 45 points 5 months ago (7 children)

White House Explodes

I demand evidence

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    To shreds, you say?

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    [–] 103 points 5 months ago

    This year I've seen the Pedophile of the United States

    Shit himself in the oval office
    Fall asleep in the same chair

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  • [–] 53 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Sleepy Trump?

    Do you mean Dozy Don?

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  • [–] 97 points 5 months ago* (12 children)

    They're not wrong. His eyes are open in the photo. Poor choice of photo, as there are many more photos and videos circulated of him sleeping.

    “I’ve never seen him fall asleep,” Rubio replied. “On the contrary, the guy doesn’t sleep.”

    Rubio insisted Trump routinely calls him at 2 a.m. and 5 a.m., works late into the night, and has more energy than people decades younger.

    1. What is this Kim Jun Un shit? You expect us to believe the man doesn't sleep?
    2. Assuming you're not just continuing to lie, maybe being up at 2 and 5AM calling you is part of the problem?
    3. We already know he's up at all hours of the night ranting on Truth Social. Man should be getting some z's.
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  • [–] 95 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    “I’ve never seen him take a shit,” Rubio replied. “On the contrary, the guy doesn’t even have a butthole.”

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    "And I would know! I've been licking his ass for years!" - Rubio added

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Trying to decide if I should vomit, fap, or both

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago* (2 children)

    When I was a teenager, my peers used to believe without evidence that if you were to shit, come and puke at the same time, you'd die.

    I didn't really believe it, but never quite managed to get them all synched up so I could find out for sure.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)
    1. Assuming you're not just continuing to lie, maybe being up at 2 and 5AM calling you is part of the problem?

    Loss of circadian rhythm is a major symptom of Alzheimer’s and dementia. The dementia ward in retirement homes is usually a 24/7 thing because the residents are always waking up and sleeping at odd hours.

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  • [–] 46 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    It would be the funniest thing if he died like that.

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Peacefully in his sleep isn't funny enough

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    The humor comes from his sycophants fearing that he's dead, but also afraid to mention it because it would make him look bad.

    It would be hilarious.

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  • [–] 43 points 5 months ago

    Definitely not a woke president.

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  • [–] 37 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Don't say "white house explodes," he doesn't need new ideas.

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  • [–] 27 points 5 months ago

    "White House Explodes" don't get my hopes up like that

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago

    He's not asleep!!! It's obvious his eyelids are 3nm apart so they're open and he's awake!!!

    He always sits like that and leans to the right cause that's what the right does!!! Everyone sits and leans to the right!!!

    God, I kinda miss that ugly blonde pig woman who makes up excuses for him.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago

    Shhh, he's busy negotiating with Iran while at the same time telling architects how beautiful his Epstein ballroom needs to be... in his dreams.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Hopefully he has one of those forever naps soon.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    He’s probably dreaming of sitting on Epstein’s lap.

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago*

    HE IS CONSERVING ENERGY TO PURGE THE DEEP STATE!

    INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK TO FIX AMERICA!

    IRAN HAS ALREADY SURRENDERED!

    DONT BELIEVE UR LYING EYES

    LETS GO BRANDON!

    F U SLEEPY Jo..... nm

    y is everything so political im just a moderate anyways

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    He's been doing that for years, even in his previous administration. What's the news?

    Also, the white house didn't "explode" because it already exploded like half a year ago, most of it is gone now

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    As a Canadian, perhaps a more inflammatory title would be "White House burns"?

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    Give him a break he’s up until 3am posting shit to socials.

    /s

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    Lmao at the guy talking. He starts out kind of sketchy trying not to look at trump and then he realizes trump awakens.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    Weekend at Donnie's.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    you have to stop him to stop him

    this is just more bullshit

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Which one? I feel like there are dozens of Dozey Don vids out there.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    He's not asleep. He's telepathic

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    He's receiving orders from Netanyahu, relax people, it's all for peace and democracy.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Ol dozey don

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    tf is RapidResponse47?

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