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[–] 97 points 5 months ago* (12 children)

They're not wrong. His eyes are open in the photo. Poor choice of photo, as there are many more photos and videos circulated of him sleeping.

“I’ve never seen him fall asleep,” Rubio replied. “On the contrary, the guy doesn’t sleep.”

Rubio insisted Trump routinely calls him at 2 a.m. and 5 a.m., works late into the night, and has more energy than people decades younger.

  1. What is this Kim Jun Un shit? You expect us to believe the man doesn't sleep?
  2. Assuming you're not just continuing to lie, maybe being up at 2 and 5AM calling you is part of the problem?
  3. We already know he's up at all hours of the night ranting on Truth Social. Man should be getting some z's.
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  • [–] 95 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    “I’ve never seen him take a shit,” Rubio replied. “On the contrary, the guy doesn’t even have a butthole.”

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    "And I would know! I've been licking his ass for years!" - Rubio added

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Trying to decide if I should vomit, fap, or both

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago* (2 children)

    When I was a teenager, my peers used to believe without evidence that if you were to shit, come and puke at the same time, you'd die.

    I didn't really believe it, but never quite managed to get them all synched up so I could find out for sure.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)
    1. Assuming you're not just continuing to lie, maybe being up at 2 and 5AM calling you is part of the problem?

    Loss of circadian rhythm is a major symptom of Alzheimer’s and dementia. The dementia ward in retirement homes is usually a 24/7 thing because the residents are always waking up and sleeping at odd hours.

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