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[–] 95 points 5 months ago (8 children)

“I’ve never seen him take a shit,” Rubio replied. “On the contrary, the guy doesn’t even have a butthole.”

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    "And I would know! I've been licking his ass for years!" - Rubio added

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Trying to decide if I should vomit, fap, or both

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago* (2 children)

    When I was a teenager, my peers used to believe without evidence that if you were to shit, come and puke at the same time, you'd die.

    I didn't really believe it, but never quite managed to get them all synched up so I could find out for sure.

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