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[–] 81 points 5 months ago

Hi, I’m Leon. I’ve more than 30 years of experience reading and that says salsa.

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  • [–] 62 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Back in the day we would call this a humblebrag, which was the style at the time.

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  • [–] 49 points 5 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Who creates a test with 59 points?

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago

    Nah, I saw salsa at first too.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago

    To be fair to the kid, their teacher's handwriting has clearly gone to shit after grading papers for 25 years while barely paying their rent.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (10 children)

    Once got a test back with 42 written at the top, spent a while freaking out about how I possibly could have failed so badly. Turned out I'd forgotten to write my name on it, and my teacher had written it in for me... My name is Liz. Served me well during my H2G2 phase.

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - 2 Hs, 2 Gs. The best acronyms are the ones that take several extra steps to explain.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Shouldn't it be H3G2? Hitchhiker has 3 Hs, not 2.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    If your ":/" is an actual unhappiness, I'm sorry; I meant this to be bone dry humor and not criticism.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    (Hitch) + (Hiker) + (Guide) + (Galaxy) = H2G2

    What kind of sociopath would include the "h" at the end of Hitch in that acronym? That's some real honest-to-god serial killer prediction behaviour right there, sir.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    Part of the reason my handwriting is so bad is because I couldn't accept criticism from teachers when they all wrote like this.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago*

    I got a paper back one time in middle school where I briefly thought my french teacher had called me a retard but apparently I'd submitted something late.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Teacher needs to either take a handwriting course or become a doctor

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Look at the smart fucker with his salsa.

    Ive struggled for years and never got a salsa on my tests.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    That most definitely says Salsa. It was only after reading the text above that my brain could even recognize the 59/59.

    Bro's not dumb. His teacher has shit handwriting.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    My fourth grade teacher would openly announce grades when handing out test and he liked to scary the students. He would loudly announce someone failed if they got a high grade before they could see the test itself.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Grade: Salsa. Because your paper was spicy.

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