Just me and the homies meeting up to throw rocks at our rock tree.

Journal: being super judgemental for no reason.

I've done dumber shit with my bros and theoretically we have higher order thinking

Because fuck that specific tree. 🖕

Sounds suspiciously similar to archery, hatchet throwing, knife throwing, and all other target practice hobbies.

'Why do teenagers kick the can down the same lane every year?'

Have you ever followed what Muslims do on the Hadj? They throw stones at three pillars representing Satan. Maybe the monkeys have invented religion?

Because it's what they've always done.

The hairless ape is fascinated by things the hairy apes do. Why?

What a strange thing to do. Completely unrelated, I'm gonna go find some smooth stones to skip on a lake because it looks cool and I like the sound

They're inventing cricket!

because passing time without a smartphone is just too darn hard.

Does it make a loud noise? They also stomp on some tree trunks to make a loud drumming sound. Or a visual mark for others to see, maybe.Territorial thing.

When we discover that this is basically religion, a lot of people will be really confused and in denial.

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