Do u ever make eye contact...

No

Ha in high school yea. now I've talked to enough of them to know they're thinking about something completely random and unrelated to me and often nothing at all, which I find the most interesting.

Like they might have literally just been staring at a tree for five minutes. And then I talk to them and they're like 'I was just looking at this tree."

Especially these days, people seem increasingly surprised that a human is actually talking to them in real life.

Nah I've got 0 hottie permanence

Almost everyone is going after a small percentage of the hottest people with the most to offer, but meanwhile people are out there banging in droves, which means there are plenty of people who will bang based on personality or other things they see in people, like humor, capability, nice arms, grey sweatpants, whatever. So maybe don’t focus just on not being a 10/10 in the looks department, very few people are a 10/10. If only those people got laid, the species wouldn’t be like 9 billion strong.

I'm not a lesbian, just an ugly guy, but that happens to me often. Some experiences transcend gender and sexuality ;-)

No….

Nah, never happened to me.

Ever go on a date with a woman and you have so much in common, make the same jokes, same references, you feel you hit it off so well, kiss at the end of the night, both agree to make plans for a 2nd date, and the next morning she texts says something's not clicking and deletes you?

That hit for the next week, but she probably stopped thinking about you after she hit send

Every fucking day, and let me tell that some of the women have high standards, like brand pit or something, because their looks is annoying.

“Are they checking me out or did I activate their uncanny valley?”

Every day...

Girls love goblins

You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful, it's true
I saw your face in a crowded place
And I don't know what to do
'Cause I'll never be with you

Genius.com: James Blunt - You're Beautiful

...make eye contact?