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[–] 73 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If the water is hitting my rectum and not my anus it has ceased to be a shower and is now an enema

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  • [–] 44 points 5 months ago (2 children)
    [–] 41 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    You may not like it, but this is what peak cleanliness looks like.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    People have been saying that but me and my over-ripe butthole enjoy the pain of a thousand wipes.

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    The guy in the illustration is kind of bottom heavy.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago

    I have a detachable shower head hose and I am living the dream.

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Bruh... get a shower head with a hose on it. They cost like 20 bucks and will change your life

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    I'm so curious to know what the original context of this was...and why. Anyone know?

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  • [–] 32 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    Y'all are burying the headline. This person has multiple groins.

    Edit: Today I learned that groins are the armpit of the legs and I have two of them.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago* (3 children)

    Yes, the only way to wash your ass without touching it and in the process becoming gay.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    I’m getting Sigma Solarium vibes from this.

    Sigma Solarium (nsfw)

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    i don't get it, we all shower like that.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    I wish I was that flexible.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    A removable shower head would make this easier.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    So thats how you're supposed to do it. Ya learn something new every day...

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Never miss groins day.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago*

    Take care of your asshole. You only get one.

    Treat it right, and it will give you so much pleasure

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