If the water is hitting my rectum and not my anus it has ceased to be a shower and is now an enema
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Reminds me of this

You may not like it, but this is what peak cleanliness looks like.
Laying down on my shower floor ain’t gonna make you cleaner.
Just get a bidet
People have been saying that but me and my over-ripe butthole enjoy the pain of a thousand wipes.
The guy in the illustration is kind of bottom heavy.
Bruh... get a shower head with a hose on it. They cost like 20 bucks and will change your life
the hose is great for enemas.
/s
please don't, the pressure will rupture your intestinal lining and you will have a long awkward ER visit.
I went fancy. Got an expensive sixty dollar one like, twenty years ago. I fucking love that shower head it's followed me through at least five moves.
I'm so curious to know what the original context of this was...and why. Anyone know?
Y'all are burying the headline. This person has multiple groins.
Edit: Today I learned that groins are the armpit of the legs and I have two of them.
Yes, the only way to wash your ass without touching it and in the process becoming gay.
Is to assume the receiving position and enjoy the simulation.
Men will really do anything but admit they like it.
This is also why you need a bidet.
For peak cleanliness while protecting your heterosexuality, you need the internal cleansing nozzle and an oscillator
I’m getting Sigma Solarium vibes from this.
Sigma Solarium (nsfw)
Show her you're nuts.
Not sure if typo'd homophone

Groins plural?
So thats how you're supposed to do it. Ya learn something new every day...
Take care of your asshole. You only get one.
Treat it right, and it will give you so much pleasure

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