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[–] 31 points 5 months ago

all terfs must be sacrificed to appease sappho

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  • [–] 34 points 5 months ago

    Damn, discriminating against people with depression.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    I (privately) consider myself to be bi, even though I'm functionally straight, because i leave room for the possibility.

    But, what happens when you get reported? 😬

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    You get sent to the Owl House realm and experience what joy it is to live in a queer friendly area

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    i remember seeing a version on R%ddit that claims H#ts will be shot on sight

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    No matter who you pick, any relationship you're in would be at least a little bit gay. Alternatively, you can test hypothetical relationships for gayness using this model.

    Being aroace makes it a lot easier - if you're never in a relationship, you are therefore never in a straight relationship, and therefore you are always gay. QED and all that.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Reject modernity embrace tradition: It ain't pride unless its a riot to remind the straights what liberty looks like

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    oh, fun! any fellas wanna pretend to smooch eachother in the comments? mwa mwa mwwa

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    In German it’s „Juni“ (pronounced you-nii) as in „you need to not be straight“

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Well damn. I'll be a good citizen and go self-report myself, do i get a good plea deal this way?

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    sorry, you get to go to the gay gulags with the rest of your kind

    ...even though this is a joke, it still feels wrong to say 😖

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    what do you mean "june", it's just june

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago*

    Pretends to talk and walk like a gay, gets caught anyways and it's forced gay loool.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    is fapping to Jordan Jensen gay?

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