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[–] 40 points 5 months ago (9 children)

If anyone knows anything about anything please let me know.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    This is a bell

    My area of expertise does not extend much beyond this, do you have any other questions on what is a bell or not?

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    I'd rather just rotate the cow 🐄

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago

    Unironically tensing up and then relaxing helped

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Sorry man, I'm deep in with the hydro homies. I won't be giving up my water.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    Going for a cup now…second in half an hour. I had to have a camera up my tradesman’s yesterday …after 1am I spent most of the day on the toilet and I really didn’t drink enough water after the camera.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    Way ahead of ya.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!

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  • This is stupid, it doesn't even mention buying guns.

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    I would love to destroy myself with stress tonight, but this fentanyl is just hitting the spot a little too well for me to stress.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Stop breathing manually.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Fuck you i don't do what you tell me!

    Oh... Oh that's nice...

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    I was already most of the way there and it's 06:40. I am drinking coffee, though, which I suppose is mostly water.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Start wearing purple

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Lift with your back in a jerking, twisting motion.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

    The creepy barren massive lawn-like lawn adds so much

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Muh cortisol

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Jokes on you!

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Oh no, the thing is to drink too much water.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    "You know what? Im going to do it just for a laugh. Wait. Thats just normal. Fuck."

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