OK but why are you shouting
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how about getting a girlfriend for once thats pretty lesbian to me

That wound will never fully heal, she will carry it for the rest of her life
Lesbian⦠candle?
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i'm assuming something kinda like this

Maybe it's just because I'm a crude, clueless older male, but I'm envisioning a candle that can be burnt from either end β much like a double-ended... uhm... adult toy.
βI need the candle to make things official, mom. Iβve slept with 47 women, but none of them knew I was a lesbian without the candle!β
flexible mason's rule made of lead
Deep (toxic) cut, kudos.

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