Cross-posted from "flexible mason's rule made of lead" by @carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone in !onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone


transcriptTweet by @9inofmalenia: (in all caps) went to the store with my mom and said I want the lesbian candle and she looked at me and went you have enough lesbian stuff already how about getting a girlfriend for once thats pretty lesbian to me

Tweet by @9inofmalenia: (in all caps) went to the store with my mom and said I want the lesbian candle and she looked at me and went you have enough lesbian stuff already how about getting a girlfriend for once thats pretty lesbian to me

all 4 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 22 points 5 months ago (1 child)

OK but why are you shouting

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    LOL, that's pretty funny.

  • source
  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    🀢 πŸ”ͺ 🩸

  • source
  • 21 comments in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone view that post
    [–] 141 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    how about getting a girlfriend for once thats pretty lesbian to me

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 54 points 5 months ago

    That wound will never fully heal, she will carry it for the rest of her life

  • source
  • [–] 50 points 5 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] [S] 70 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    i'm assuming something kinda like this

    Photo of a scented candle in a jar. The jar has a sticker of a lesbian flag superimposed by the silhouette of a wolf and text. The text reads: Myth & Magic Lesbian Pride Mango Peach Salsa. The candle itself is made of three colors, from top to bottom: orange, white, and purple.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 46 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    β€œI need the candle to make things official, mom. I’ve slept with 47 women, but none of them knew I was a lesbian without the candle!”

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago
    [–] 14 points 5 months ago
    [–] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    flexible mason's rule made of lead

    Deep (toxic) cut, kudos.

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments