thread: 1: i hate astronomers so much. screenshot: Using SExtractor SExtractor is run from the shell with the following syntax: $ sex Image1 [Image2] -c configuration-file [-Parameter1 Value1 -Parameter2 Value2 ...] | 2: $ sex -d > default.sex | this is getting ridiculous. the file extension for this cannot be .sex it just cannot be. what the fuck SExtractor. astronomers aren't real | 3: to extract the parameters you run SEX -DP ???????? this cannot be real. screenshot: $ sex -dp

all 10 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 58 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

sex -d > default.sex

"sex minus the d is greater than default sex"

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 49 points 5 months ago

    Don't forget to add a .ass file for your subtitles.

  • source
  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago

    I once worked supporting a guy who'd built a business intelligence system in an old dBase system that was restricted to 8.3 filenames.

    The result of the filename length limitation is that almost every output file was suffixed with "anal" as a shorthand for "analysis".

    If he realized, he never let on.

  • source
  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago

    they definitely knew

  • source
  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    does this have to be run on a Cox-Zucker machine? Or is a regular x84 device okay?

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago

    And people say astronomers are bad at naming things.

  • source
  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    Pretty sure astronomers hate him

  • source
  • 26 comments in c/science_memes@mander.xyz view that post
    [–] 31 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Reminds me of a tool at my job called Picard. No idea what it does, but my disappointment was palpable when I found out that there wasn't even a hint of a star trek easter egg

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 31 points 5 months ago*

    I genuinely think that being able to name your own invention or discovery is a big driver for scientific progress.

    See the Cox Zucker Machine!

    "A few weeks after we met, we realized that we had to write a joint paper because the combination of our last names, in the usual alphabetical order, is remarkably obscene."

  • source
  • [–] 87 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    https://www.astromatic.net/software/sextractor/

    Given that there's an acknowledgement of the tool in a 1996 article, the software may even be older than sex itself

    Also what a time capsule this page is lol, nothing wrong with it really... just a relic of a different era

  • source
  • hideshow 5 child comments
  • [–] 56 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    I worked at a place where the asset management system was called "ASS" and yes, publishing assets was called "pushing to ASS". Unfortunately management eventually made the developer change it.

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    At work, work is assigned to people through a system that contains a Value Assessment Gate. Work frequently gets stuck in the VAG, which is the code used to interact with that component. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to get things out of the VAG, and when they do come out, it's called flowing out/on

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    What does it extract? 😳

  • source
  • hideshow 5 child comments
  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Boring real answer: stars in an image. It's a robust pre-opencv image processing tool for astrophysics.

    See also SAO Image DS9, which was the subsequent version after SAO Image Next Generation.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    These stargazers have a little more than just wanderlust huh.

  • source
  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    if it HAS to be -dp and you can't also use -pd then it is implemented incorrectly.

    Dunno why you'd ever do -pd, considering, but still

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Friend working with rodent data often had, prolly intentional, git lines like "push mouse_anal"

  • source
  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Fucking astronomers flexing again

  • source
  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Has anyone had to work with Advanced SubStation Alpha files? Extension .ass.

  • source