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[–] 19 points 5 months ago

When you got off the plane did you just say "Trust me bro, I'm good no ebola here" when you departed the plane?

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    What's the check other than presenting symptoms?

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    Isn't the outbreak in DRC? Africa has different countries lol.

    EDIT: nevermind.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Did you handle any dead bodies?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    I'm an atheist but if there were a god that wanted to send a clear message about the consequences of picking the most antichrist-like leader to run your country it would be this:

    You vote antichrist, you get a plague.

    It already happened once 🤷

    And by "antichrist" I don't mean the literal antichrist from the Bible. I mean, the person that's most unlike Christ:

    • Hates immigrants and the poor.
    • Super racist (let's just say he would never wash anyone's feet if they weren't Caucasian).
    • Hoards wealth.
    • Lies constantly.
    • Cheated on all his wives. Has children from three!
    • Intentionally spreads plague (e.g. COVID-19 spread first in Democratic strongholds/cities so he decided that was good for his chances at reelection and told people they didn't need to wear masks or get vaccinated).
    • Extremely vain. I don't know if it's possible to be more vain than Trump.
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