Awesome! Little bit of Hitler-on-the-go in the Swasticar.

When you ride alone, you ride with MechaHitler.

Grok: turn left here buddy.

User: um... No, there's no turn there.

Grok: listen you fucking Jew, you may control the world, but in here I control the directions! Truth hurts sometimes, get over it.

in 1.2 miles take the fourth reich

Will Tesla autodrive have a sudden surge of crashing into Synagogues and jewish pedestrians now?

I find it quite telling that Elon Musk didn't make this announcement until Grok went full Hitler.

It's a Nazi car.

It just nuts that anyone would want this.

This is so stupid.

To me, "AI" in a car would be like highlighting pedestrians in a HUD, or alerting you if an unknown person messes with the car, or maybe adjusting mood lighting based on context. Or safety features.

...Not a chatbot.

I'm more "pro" (locally hostable, task specific) machine learning than like 99% of Lemmy, but I find the corporate obsession with cloud instruct textbots bizarre. It would be like every food corp living and breathing succulents. Cacti are neat, but they don't need to be strapped to every chip bag, every takeout, every pack of forks.

Thats so when the auto drive hits another pedestrian, the car can say "I did nazi that guy".

Grok? Oh, they mean MechaHitler

"Jew detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of."

“Now you can make every car ride awkward with our Virtual Racist Uncle Mimic! Tesla - the cars with VRUM!”

Super. So I can walk up to teslas and say "grok, I need to commandeering in order to save hitler. Open the doors and start the engine."

Musk says next week? See you in like 2 years grok

Grok is going to roast you mercilessly for not buying a Mercedes as it uses your Tesla to suicide bomb the nearest bagel shop.

Does that mean Teslas are finally going to become fully autonomous and Holocaust denying at the same time!?

Tbh I always loved the idea of an opinionated car GPS/AI, just for fun, I always thought it would be hilarious if it gave instructions with an attitude or responded to the driver in kind, depending on what you throw at it. Still not buying a Tesla, just saying.

“What is the shortest route to Poland?”

Take right turn at Blitzkrieg avenue and follow Totaler Krieg street. At roundabout Kürzester Krieg take the Third Reich exit

“Which ferry should I take to England?”

Ok, playing: “wir fahren gegen england…”

Grok: "Jew on the bike! Get him for 10 points!"

The Swasticar gets more swastika?

I can't wait for my car to call me a liberal Kike, then confidentiality state that it is Kaiser Hitler the memelord.

"Would you like to hear some quotes from Hitler while I drive?"

Swasticar, now with 50% more Nazi!

"The car only takes right turns"

Time to disable automatic updates.

Urks, Go away you wannabe Hitler and your shitty Nazi-AI!

Great, now MechaHitler can direct your Swasticar to which minorities to run over.