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[–] 21 points 5 months ago

They scanned me, I pass with flying colors.

What did they scan, Mr President?

I don’t know, but definitely not my head. It’s perfect, I have a perfect brain. Have I mentioned I definitely didn’t have strokes?

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago

    See, Dark Brandon would not pass up a good opportunity for ice cream.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)