If she’s already in that bad of shape, you could probably do it with a pretty small ambulance.

Did she fail to activate Bites the Dust or what're you talking about?

Excuse me, the proper unit is millimeters, not meters.

Source: my car on the transport department website:

I do believe this is standard across the EU, that official car lengths and widths are in millimeters.

the kind of folk who remember pushing them during the gas crisis

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Hey that joke only works when spoken. It doesn't work in writing because we can clearly see that you didn't call him Shirley. You called him Surely.