Woman on ground: "How long will the ambulance be?"

Man aiding her: "Seventeen feet, six inches."

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[–] 26 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Just long enough to finish the job.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Did she fail to activate Bites the Dust or what're you talking about?

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Finish her off by running her over from head to toe (assuming the tires are positioned normally).

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Typically, tires are positioned in parallel one to another, normally would be quite sub optimal due to friction, air resistance, temperature and what not since 1 tire is always not spinning but dragging

    :3

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    About 5.33 meters.

    What kind of maniacs measure cars in feet?

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Excuse me, the proper unit is millimeters, not meters.

    Source: my car on the transport department website:

    I do believe this is standard across the EU, that official car lengths and widths are in millimeters.

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    *Surely, you're joking."

    "I'm dead serious. And don't call me Shirley."

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    About the size of a small meteorite.

    Anything except metric.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago
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    [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Small ambulance, most are ~20-25 feet

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