The AI companion startup is hiring 10 "masturbation consultants" to test a feature called Daily Guided Masturbation, which uses mood-matched AI voice sessions to guide users through the experience. Participants would document how regular use affects stress, sleep quality, mood, and confidence. The four-week role is open to adults 18 and older in the U.S. and the U.K...

Joi AI is focused on making AI companionship more immersive, personalized, and emotionally responsive," Levin said. "We’re innovating features like Daily Guided Masturbation to make AI a more intuitive part of people’s everyday wellness routines, not just a novelty experience."

Source [2026-05-24; web-archive]

It saddens me to say this, but I don't believe this path will teach us how to preserve our humanity, or to support a human to learn to become a lovable, empathetic, experienced human.

Yes, I do realize that this has been around for a long time, including the scene from film "The 6th Day" of ~2000 with the apartment "virtual girlfriend" I recall even.
And it feels like I get for where this is coming from, and how lone or ill people (e.g. film Shame) may find it relevant, but... I'm deeply saddened because I don't see it helping us nurture our truest, most human selves... and personally, I see it a degradation of a humanity, since I believe in people should focus on love between actual people, search for a true love...

We can do better...

It does not seem like this kind of technology will support a person to have a healthy and long-term happy life...
I'm holding out heartfelt deep hope that us people can discover a better way... to not invest technologies to distant all of us even further with every such invention... but instead to ease the search for partners... or for our true... infinitely magnificent Soulmates instead... since isn't it the purpose... to finally find a miracle... to be a miracle for them, too... and both create a universe...

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[–] 56 points 5 months ago (1 child)

I can't believe I've been doing it for free, like a chump!

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  • [–] 46 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Well, an AI masturbation coach was definitely not on my 2026 bingo card.

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  • [–] 83 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    I can totally see how this is a harder job that it sounds, because I guarantee you there's no way I could stay hard with a fucking AI talking to me at the same time.

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  • [–] 54 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

    (in AI voice) You are an excellent masturbator! I have analyzed your music taste and will play some lively music to get you in the mood. There is no challenge we cannot conquer together!

    *AI generated Touhou trap mix starts playing*

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  • [–] 31 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    All the money I've let slip through my fingers...

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago

    Professional hand-AI coordinator

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago

    I don't think this is what the mods had in mind when naming this community.

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago*

    This is an ad.

    Edit: not your post, but the the whole story. A publicity stunt.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    If you really think about it, how is this different from what all the AI startups are going?

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    You can start an OnlyFans for $10/month and get more than 200 subscribers if your are smart doing the same thing.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago*

    "Hey mom, guess what... I finally found a job!"

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    The description reads like some post nut clarity porn comment. I get it but still

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Were melting glaciers for this

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Even the most disease-riddled backwoods trailer park brothel is still a healthier way obtain companionship .

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    oh gipity oh gipity...

    Shows you really what a grift ol gipity really is.

    The bubble will pop but the dumb dumb shit will not.

    Capitalism is nonsense for sure.

    Stroke stroke your boat,

    Gently down the stream.

    Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,

    Life is but a dream.

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  • [–] -1 points 5 months ago

    I didn't need the weird preachy summary from OP. I might sign up just to spite them.

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    [–] 38 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    "Hey claude, should i jork it?"
    "Yes"
    "Bitchin'"

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  • [–] 54 points 5 months ago

    Can't participate, AI is a massive turn-off.

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    [–] 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    ... mood-matched AI voice-guided sessions ...

    "I'll have the Captain Picard tonight!"

    "Look lively there, Ensign! Being first at any cost is not always the point! What we leave behind is not as important as how we’ve lived! If we’re going to be damned, let’s be damned for what we really are! There are four lights! Maximum warp! Live now! Make now always the most precious time! Now will never come again! Lay in a course! Make it so!"

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  • [–] 25 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Can I hire somebody $500 per month to do it for me?

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Sugar babies are probably more expensive than 500 a month. Although things like this probably depend on a lot of factors.

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  • [–] 46 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    They named their startup "Joi".

    It has to be a joke.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Jack off instruction ai sounds like the perfect name for what they are. Now the validity of the idea is another thing and unless they have some super shady plans like creating a mind controlled army of masturbators to start robbing banks and sending them the money I don't know how this would ever make money.

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    We're reaching dot com boom era levels of absurdity.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    The job only lasts a month. What ever happened to investing in a stable workforce!?

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    We are proud to announce our AI pleasure cube. following AI JOI practices chosen by you, it offers the best sensory overload in the market. It even comes in two colors for optimal gooning experience, ivory white and slick black. Our data analysts confirm that the serotonin increase is three times better than current ASMR technology*.

    Buy now and get one month subscription to VRape, the best virtual reality experience.

    * This device is more addictive than heroin, its withdrawal can cause mental anguish, ego death and meeting the hat man. Please consult with your primary care provider

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    Can't get job because I have been automated

    Can't buy computer because it's needed for datacenter

    Can't watch movies because they're AI generated

    Can't drink water because datacenter needs it

    Can't turn on lights cause AI needs more electricity

    Can't go outside because generators poisoned the air

    Can't cum because goon-gpt hallucinated that I am into denial

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago

    AI SUCKS!!!1!! THE NERVE OF TH... hold up.... what??? ok

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Do they do overtime?

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    The main sign that AI is really a failure is the lack of AI porn. Where is the porn we were promised?

    If making good content was possible with AI, that industry would have done it already.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    its largely sitting in rp thingies and such.

    currently, training a video gen model on corn is simply too expensive, and tech companies like openai and alibaba would rather not train on it, as it costs them extra thousands to train a type of video which is restricted to be generated anyway.

    data curation has become one of the pillows improving models performance lately.

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  • [–] 0 points 5 months ago

    Where is the porn we were promised?

    If you're curious, just give a plain web search for "AI porn". You'll get all kinds of hits.

    I mean, seriously, have you not heard of any of it?

    • LLMs can write erotica
    • There was all kinds of news about DeepFake nudes
    • AI-based image generation tools can produce porn in realistic or hentai styles
    • There's also AI-based video generation, and all kinds of materials for it to have been trained on.

    I'm surprised that you're making this comment, and I'm surprised so many people upvoted it...

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    See you all losers I'm going to be the first trillionaire

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Masturbating with AI would be hard and not in the way that they hope.

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