A reminder, cutting a worm in half does not give you 2 worms.

Why stop at one girlfriend? When you can have many

He did not wrote herself, he wrote fleshlight, and not love but fuck

But alas

I always assumed that this scenario was about a human-sized worm, Dune emperor-style.

Groovy wife is ready

If gf worm, use worm to catch fish, use fish on dating app, get new gf