I love the idea of sending an army of meth zombies after all the data centers. They'll be trying to cut the fence in multiple places, simultaneously, all night, every night, making security and fence repair one of their highest, and most unexpected expenses.

An SFP+ fiber transceiver module goes for anything from a hundred to five thousand bucks. Very easy to remove as well (not that I would encourage such destructive behaviour). Can buy a lot of crack for five thousand bucks.

I read this as "local metalheads" and was genuinely confused. Came to the comments to seek for a joke explanation, saw someone mention methheads, checked the meme again.

Lol.

Clearly you've never been close to a data center.

You know what, fuck it, this is credible.

Harm reduction LVL 9000.

Yes but you can only extract it with fire

I hate this joke. The implication is that "methheads" (deragatory term for addicts) are expendable and that the joker's life is more valuable.

those hard drives be worth more !

"And you get a car! And you get a car!"

Teach them about GPUs and ram modules. Anything inside those racks are dough.

Our data center!

There's gold in them racks.