"Roll for initiative."

"Sorry, give me just a minute. I got logged out of my dice."

They heard someone say "RGB needs to die already" and misunderstood the assignment.

Well that's one way to have exploding dice

Would this not make the dice much harder to have a balanced weight?

There is no way the internal battery is symmetrical in every direction.

I got a set of these as a present, they stopped charging and broke before I ever got to use them

I have those! The d12 doesn't charge anymore after a few months, though. Sucks.

EDIT I think people haven't bothered to check what product this is, annoying as this is I think I'll do myself and others a favour by explaining what this is:

These are dice with LEDs in them, a sensor that tells when it hits a hard surface, and transparent digits on them. When you roll them, the sensor picks us a hit and the LEDs make the numbers blink for a few seconds. They come with a case you can connect via USB-C, each shape in the case has a charging pin, touching a small, metal surface on each die, through which they charge. In my case, even though the d12 is in the right position in its shape, it no longer charges. It's still a black die with transparent digits, it just doesn't blink, anymore.

So close... Almost there... Unf, just a little more... All the way in... Yeah, wiggle it just like that, and... YES! YES, I AM! OHGODStheCHARGE! 🎉

Are we sure this isn't AI slop?

Unfortunately they're not shipping to the US because of tariffs right now, excepting what arrived before tariffs. Ask me how I know

AI slop.