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@lascivious_lesbians #evillesbian (isno.wales)
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@lascivious_lesbians #evillesbian#lesbian

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[–] 52 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I have a lesbian friend who picked up doing her nails as a new hobby during COVID, and she progressed from basic polish to giving herself full coverage extensions over the years. She did a set of stilettos like these that looked fabulous and I told her as much, but I asked why she left the nails on her right middle and ring fingers natural. As soon as the question left my lips I realized I’m an idiot.

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  • [–] 36 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    Boring ending: "I like them sharp, but for work I sadly need to keep two smooth, so I can press buttons easier."

    Bad ending: "Workplace accident"

    Good ending: "I'm a gay slut for my bestie 💅✨🌈"

    ??? ending: "I forgot to trim the other nails"

    ??????? ending: "to slash meir roommate, I need to insert it into his ass to give them a boybortion"

    nonsensical ending: "Colourful grey thoughts wake sleepily".

    criminal passion ending: "I wanted to commit a robbery of Blackrock and needed to remove the tips of two nails so I could do so. Also, you're gay. Wanna make out?"

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    • [–] 38 points 5 months ago*

    What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?

    AnswerSingle

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    [–] 34 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Only having two short ones shows a distinct lack of ambition.

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    [–] 32 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Do straight girls not finger themselves?

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    I wonder as well

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Not a girl but married to one. My understanding is penetration is not as good as clit stimulation.

    Or maybe it's just me... :(

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