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[–] 52 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I have a lesbian friend who picked up doing her nails as a new hobby during COVID, and she progressed from basic polish to giving herself full coverage extensions over the years. She did a set of stilettos like these that looked fabulous and I told her as much, but I asked why she left the nails on her right middle and ring fingers natural. As soon as the question left my lips I realized I’m an idiot.

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  • [–] 36 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    Boring ending: "I like them sharp, but for work I sadly need to keep two smooth, so I can press buttons easier."

    Bad ending: "Workplace accident"

    Good ending: "I'm a gay slut for my bestie 💅✨🌈"

    ??? ending: "I forgot to trim the other nails"

    ??????? ending: "to slash meir roommate, I need to insert it into his ass to give them a boybortion"

    nonsensical ending: "Colourful grey thoughts wake sleepily".

    criminal passion ending: "I wanted to commit a robbery of Blackrock and needed to remove the tips of two nails so I could do so. Also, you're gay. Wanna make out?"

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