Jurassic Park, here we come
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Expectation: Bringing giant birds back from extinction
Most likely reality: Hydroponic style factory farming feed our demonic meat lust
There's a reason they tested with chickens first.
This is pretty cool tech! However I wonder what is going on with their proofreading - there are typos and double words in the article. How does this slip through in a company like Time?
let's get some pterodactyls going up in here, there's way too many of us causing too much trouble
In a world plagued by too much carbon in it's atmosphere, scientists develope a novel way of introducing more carbon to the atmosphere.
Have we all forgotten what happened in Jurassic Park?
Yeah, they didn't pay the one sysadmin enough
Spared no expense, except for IT. Biggest mistake you can make.
Where the film lost a significant message of the books. He did spare a lot of the expense :D
You never need to pay the IT guy.
Everything just works? Why do we need to pay you?
Everything just borked out of nowhere? What are we paying you for?
The franchise has shown over the years that dinosaurs prefer to eat corporate executives and animal abusers. It is also clear that children are safer alone with dinosaurs than with Trump.


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