the biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing
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"If Man is made in God's image, does that mean God has a functioning penis?" is a fun question to ask biblical literalists.
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And a bellybutton
Which implies that god was birthed
So, by whom?
Can God create a penis so heavy he can’t lift it?
According to the theology of some Christian denominations (I can't remember which, exactly), the answer is yes.
Image search "Yahweh and his Asherah". Back when he was chill, Him and his best bud barely had a complete outfit between them. (Then his gf/sis ran off with his buddy, and the rest is human history /jk.)
Well, also the smallest.
There were no male horses or elephants?
"I'm literally made out of one of your bones! And you STILL can't find it?"
*human penis
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