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[–] 69 points 5 months ago (9 children)

"If Man is made in God's image, does that mean God has a functioning penis?" is a fun question to ask biblical literalists.

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  • [–] 48 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    And a bellybutton

    Which implies that god was birthed

    So, by whom?

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Can God create a penis so heavy he can’t lift it?

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Image search "Yahweh and his Asherah". Back when he was chill, Him and his best bud barely had a complete outfit between them. (Then his gf/sis ran off with his buddy, and the rest is human history /jk.)

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