The person on the far right drinking like hedonism bot out of a wine decanter, might cause more confusion.
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Damn, those Earthlings are freaks
I'm torn between the guy in the middle eating a sandwich from multiple sides being a psychopath, or is he eating the sandwich into a shape like a butterfly like a child?
Haha I imagine there was actually a lot of thought into these photos to show what was happening without having additional context. Like that dude is showing a bite that has been taken already, while showing what he's doing.
Aliens come to earth expecting to find us all drinking by pouring liquid from a stylish vessel hoisted over our heads. Instead they see us timidly sipping from a straw jammed into a Capri Sun.
“Man wtf is this shit. Blow it up.”
So they don't expect too much when they encounter us?
In Star Trek: Enterprise, they encounter a species that is highly offended by eating in public. It's like sending them pictures of pooping or masturbation
sucking should be there too
Alien researcher watching ths picture on £D77Xd : " ...sigh" [zip open sound]
Hey, they could have replaced all those with other humans body parts.. that'd really leave them scratching their noggin.
Edit: in a sexual way or a Dahmer way (well I guess that one went both ways...)
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