Wholesome

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[+] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 85 points 5 months ago (7 children)

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[+] imdoneinteracting@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago (5 children)

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Mods arrest this one

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Blue footed booby

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[–] Pyro@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You're on thin ice, bucko

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Here are some great tits, bro.

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[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Nah, thats one great tit and one blue tit. They're different species.

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[–] ByteMe@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I don't think it's a theory, I'm pretty sure that YouTube and Instagram would demonitize or shadow ban you if you use some of these words.

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[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I can't believe you just typed it out like that

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[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Like wtf that is our word

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago

Can I say bathr**m if its the lyrics in a song I like?

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world [S] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Hey watch your language!

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 8 points 5 months ago (1 child)

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[–] Loid@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

What about the World Cup?

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[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 42 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Probably to drive engagement from people like you asking why bathroom is censored

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[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I would bet my r*ght nut that this is the real reason

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[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Why would you censor “raght” it’s not even a word?

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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 months ago

Probably to drive engagement from people like you

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Depends on what accent you're reading with. That boy ain't raght I tell ya hwat.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 5 months ago

Is that one dill or bread and butter pickled I want to know what I'm betting on

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

Because op is a slave to the algorithm.

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[–] devaly@ani.social 13 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Oh no Jimmy, now everyone in the bus started masturbating. Please stop saying these naughty words

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[–] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

No! Arrrrroooooooommmmm!

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[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Insanity is the only acceptable answer.

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Bro you can't just type problematic shit like that. You'll get banned from the Internet. Spell it like this bathr00m to get around filters.

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[–] MrSmith@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago*

"Bathroom" is a political thing in the US.

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[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 92 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, and bathroom.

[–] phailhaus@piefed.social 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Fickity-fuck Fickity-fuck

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

I love bathr😁😁ms. I love the concept of a bathr😁😁m. I love to take that concept and reduce it to an object.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I like to take those objects and put 'em in my videos

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat

69 assholes tied in a knot

Hooray

Lizard shit

Fuck!

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Dumb fuck, cum truck, tummy tuck, titty fuck. Bong rips, vape hits, fake tits, suck my dick!

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[–] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 5 months ago

You're under arrest.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 38 points 5 months ago (3 children)

i thought they were usually bolted to the ground because of the piping

[–] besmtt@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (1 child)

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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

These should be standard in honeymoon suites. So romantic.

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 point 5 months ago

Ohhh, subtle dig. Masterful.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 months ago

Extra points if you catch her sniffing it.

[–] texture@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (6 children)

can anyone translate the bottom part for me? i dont understand

[–] AnanasMarko@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Boy and girl are on a date. Boy has to go to the bathroom. While leaving to go to the bathroom, he looks over his sholder at the girl. He sees girl is pulling his chair closer to hers, so that when he returns, they'll sit closer to one another.

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[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 5 months ago (3 children)

WHOA HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK YOU CANT SAY BATHR**M

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Gotta censor anything that could possibly offend anyone for any reason no matter how dumb.

Also engagement bait never hurts.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 5 months ago

This is true. I am a little crippled butt. I tried to say bathr**M and they chopped off all my arms and legs and heads and torsos.

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[–] texture@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

oh i just had to read it like 5 times. i guess she pulled the seat closer to her seat as they were walking to the restroom? thats cute

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[–] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 5 months ago

Meanwhile she's muttering "this idiot's sitting in the aisle..."

[–] loam@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago (7 children)

She wants to be able to smell if they've washed their hands. Or she a freak and wants a good post-potty whiff.

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Or if your Violet8 you want to smell those sweet pits.

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[–] texture@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (5 children)

plenty of people are into that apparently

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Research suggests we are subconsciously drawn to the body odours of people who have different Major Histocompatibility Complex (MHC) genes than our own—a biological trick to ensure healthy, genetically diverse offspring. -- google et al

In short, there is a biological basis for interest in those sweaty pits, at the strategic level of survival.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

So if I spray my armpits with WILDLY different genes and odors, like fish saliva or snake piss, I will be more attractive? Thanks science, I am gonna try it immediately.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 5 months ago*

To snakes and fish, yeah. I used to use old spice and bees would try to drink my eye juices, no joke. I also wore Hawaiian shirts. Coincidence? I think maybe.

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[–] texture@lemmy.world 1 point 5 months ago

naturally yeah. what i was trying to say is that people that are super into it, like on a conscious level, arent uncommon.