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[–] 67 points 5 months ago* (4 children)

I think it would be funny to make a game called jesus simulator, and it's all just about carpentry in Jerusalem as Jesus

Like, no mention of religion at all, just a really solid carpentry simulator

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    He's obviously annoyed because the Client didn't specify all dimensions needed to build what they think they want, so he knows he's in for a world of pain when he has to discuss what the original Scope of Work was after he's done and they're dissatisfied. I'm sorry, Jesus.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I wonder if, as he was being nailed up, some part of his attention was devoted to critiquing the carpentry of the cross.

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  • [–] 25 points 5 months ago*

    Reminds me of that Twitter thread:

    What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

    A nail gun!

    That's NOT funny.

    Why not? He was a carpenter.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    "Oh, and we're gonna need you to carry it up to Calvary for us too, k?"

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Interesting if jesus's wingspan was 5 ft, that means he was also 5 ft tall.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    I laughed, Hi Guys!

    Jesus enjoying life as a carpenter

    0:03

    0:13 β€œYeshua”

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    IIRC in the movie The Last Temptation of Christ making crosses is kinda his thing

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