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[–] 54 points 5 months ago (5 children)

“What size

is your skin?”

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  • [–] 38 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    "How many bones are in your body?"

    "Would you like one more?"

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    The average human has 206 bones in their body. We could double that tonight 😉

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago*

    Why did I read that like a capital one commercial?
    "How many bones are in your body?" and then some viking yells "wanna bet?" before a bowl of petunias hits him on the head then a whale lands on him at terminal (in every sense of the word) velocity. The splat can be heard all around flat earth

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Legit had people in uni who thought human males have a penis bone

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    During a dissection of a rat at university, we had to dissect out the urinary papilla

    The instructions were: "in the female rat, this can be found in the clitoral region"

    A young lady beside me looked at me, completely lost, and said "where's that?"

    My heart broke for her

    Lots of women thought humans have a baculum, because of the term "boner", but I've found that more common in the US rather than my home of NZ

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago*

    are your guts... how long are your guts?

    I really need to know

    'cos we're livin' in a world of fools

    trapped in their skin

    when they all should set it free

    your guts belong to me

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago
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    "How long are your guts?" is pretty raunchy if you're using the back door. Doubting your physical compatibility is a level of brag that inspires fantasy smut.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    Y'all assuming that only guy skeletons DTF with no game.

    That might be a really nerdy woman skeleton.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    I can say with some certainty, that skeleton is female. based entirely on bullshit and the size of the pelvic bone. the girdle is wide and the inner pelvic cavity is wide and round.

    that is a really nerdy female skeleton.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    I dunno, "How long are your guts?" sounds pretty hot

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