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Future Dinosaur (quokk.au)
submitted 6 months ago by [A] to c/comics@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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A four-panel comic where a dinosaur asks a time-traveling robot about the future. The robot reveals that humans eat the dinosaur's descendants as chicken, consume dinosaur-shaped nuggets, and use fossil fuels to cook them.

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[–] 58 points 6 months ago* (3 children)

CW: buzzkill
coal and oil is mostly formed from ancient trees from long before dinosaurs and from plankton and algea

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    • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    don't worry, them doing that leads to a curse where the weather becomes unliveable

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    • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    "What the heck is a human?"

    • Dinosaur, probably.
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    [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    So pretty much the same as his time. Do you care who kills and eats you? You're still dead.

    Although, Humans are descended from very small, shrew-like mammals. So having your children eaten by a tiny insignificant rodent has to be a real kick in the cloaca.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    kills? yes. Eats? well, if it's the same person that kills, yes in a different way? like how quickly do they go for my heart? are they respectful? human? do they cook me first? does the same being that eats me eat all of me? are we assuming we're getting killed cooked and eaten by steve from HR? trailerswiftsican'tremembertherestofyourusernamehornyposter after she's lured us all one by one off the internet into the real world? would you still love the dude that kills and eats you if it's a worm?

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