A pair has built a nest in the patio cover above the door. We think he might be seeing his reflection on the glass and defending the nest from the "other" bird. He does it for like 15 minutes at a time, off and on for a number of hours.

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[–] 11 points 6 months ago (1 child)

He wants to tell you about an extended warranty for your vehicle.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    They make stickers you can put on the glass to keep birds from flying into it. Might be worth a shot?

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 6 months ago

    As I said to someone else, I don't want to use any that will scare them away in case there are eggs or babies.

    I think most of those stickers are designed to let the birds know there's glass there so they don't fly into it. I don't think that's the issue here - I think he's seeing his reflection. I'm guessing I'd have to cover the glass with something less reflective to eliminate the issue.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Might be seeing its reflection and thinking it's a rival.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Poor little guy - that's gotta hurt.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 6 months ago

    That was my concern too, but we're going on the third day (he's doing it as I write this) and he's relentless about it. If it was doing him any damagee, I think my glass door would be bloody by now.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Maybe it'll make them abandon their nest, but I hear these black bird of prey stickers on windows really help.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    Not as much as you think, says my partner who does urban bird work. I remember she said something about dotted or lined film...

    https://birdstrikewindowfilm.com/

    Oh yeah, and you can also get glass etched with the patterns. Apparently a lot of new municipal buildings do it to get bird strike certification.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Dude is protecting a nest somewhere.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Dude's just workin out, doin body weight exercises.

    You see, he doesn't weigh much, so it's a real effort to get results

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Probably some reincarnated dignitary from the past trying to make amends. Stalin. Walter Conkrite. Caruso. Lolobridgitta.

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