Polygraphs aren't even admissible as evidence in court due to how inaccurate they are.
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"More than two dozen" is a very inefficient way of saying 25
“Beyond my expectation, thru uncontrollable factors, this scientific investigation became for practical purposes a Frankenstein’s monster, which I have spent over 40 years in combating.” - John Larson, the pig that invented the piece of woo-woo hokum pseudo-science called a "polygraph test."
When this fails to produce his desired results, what do we do next? Read tea leaves? Consult The Bones? Can they just ask Jambi the Genie?
Take some Valium to help reduce stress changes.
I've taken three polygraphs in my life, and I lied on all three. Not only did the polygrapher not catch the lies, all three accused me of lying about things I had been truthful about. By the third one, I was just fucking with the guy. I figured I didn't owe him any respect, he knows what he does is a scam.
I'd never take a polygraph if my freedom was on the line.
Polygraphs don't work, all they do is measure physiological changes
Yes but...This is an administration staffed entirely by people who know nothing about their jobs except what they've seen on TV and the movies. Zero doubt that Kash thinks it's a magic lie detector.
This is what always happens with fascism.
Because the entire movement is predicated on excusing the incompetence of ones self and placing blame on another. The immigrant, the jew, the trans kid: Its always someone else's fault. Its also why these regimes inevitably collapse inward, because eventually the circle of the circular firing squad gets smaller, and smaller, until.. well.. you know.. Hitler's bunker and all that.
Lol so fucking embarrassing. Imagine how this chapter of life is gonna look in 20 years when Trump is gone and your legacy is no more than a page in the comedy section of history books.
He's an idiot if he believes a polygraph show anything other than that the victim might be nervous. Polygraph is a scam. But he's an idiot even without believing that.
Lol, polygraphs.
We’re like the only country on Earth that uses that shit.
They’re unable to determine truth from lies. They can only detect autonomic fluctuations in the body after someone is asked questions.
That data is then interpreted by a human who, through some subjective method of interpretation, decides whether it indicates truth or deception.
It’s complete and utter insanity that this is used in any capacity.
Complete and utter insanity is the main policy of the Trump administration, though..
Yeah not only that. But it's well established this is how they work since like the late 80s. They are worthless. Pseudoscience
I will only submit to a polygraph if I can also ask everyone else involved my own set of questions and publish the results.
Just 2 hours of questions on pedophilia until I get something.
Theyre all lying to you kash, the entire bureau. Everyone waits til you leave the room and they all break out laughing.
"He thought he was fired and locked out of his computer...he had caps lock on"

This would really work to make him crazy... well, crazier. And it has the added advantage of almost certainly being true.
Surely this will discourage further leaks and not make the staff hate him even more
DrunKash was probably one of those sources
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