cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/46421005

Fuuuuuuuuuck!

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[–] 11 points 6 months ago

It's not so bad. It's the walk to and from the car that sucks.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah but drummers don't constantly have to dick around with signal chains and fragile amps etc

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    [–] 80 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Our drummer solved this problem by having our rehearsals where his drumkit is permanently set up.

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    This is the way.

    That, or get everyone in the band to agree to rent a practice space somewhere convenient for everyone that already has a kit set up.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    Some party friends i had years ago were in a band. Good band too! heavy metal with violins. They rented a garage in a warehouse district that was strictly for commercial use only. 2 of them lived in the attic of the garage after they hauled up some plywood and couches and stuff. It was suuuuper sketch when we were all up in the 'bedroom' having a session before the practice started. whole garage was like 10ft wide and 30ft deep and there were at least 20 people just drinking and smoking and just chilling every week.
    Man...good times, good times.

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  • [–] 63 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Guitar: No power FFUUUUUUU

    Bass: No speaker FFUUUUUU

    Drum: UNGA BUNGA

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Keyboard player [32 minutes after wondering why they're getting no volume]: "Why is velocity sensitivity four clicks into the menu where I update my firmware?! Whatever, that oughta fix it" (compressor effect that's only visible while holding down a shift key and moving the volume knob simultaneously is still active and set to a threshold of -48db)

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  • [–] 29 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    A guitar player with no pedal board?

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago

    If your bassist shows up with a left handed Hofner - that’s actually Paul McCartney in disguise.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago

    Reminds me of a story I once read.

    Guy is doing his laundry on the night of his 26th birthday. He realizes that he's a complete loser. There's a flier on the wall looking for musicians. He calls the number and makes an appointment.

    He drives up and sees a bunch of teenagers standing around outside a garage.

    "Is this the tryouts?"

    "Man, you don't need to try out. You've got a van, you're our manager!"

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    Loving the drum memes lately. I recently got some drums and I love them. They go bang and crash when I hit them!

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    except that Peavey amp has the mass of a collapsed star

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    thats when you surrender to the folk gods and just start playing cajón

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    When I was a sound tech the drummer was always the first to arrive and the last to leave. With the diva singer being the complete opposite.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Don't mind me, just eating this bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    I used to work in a roadhouse, and I remember one band had this in their rider as a joke… But our producer actually took the time to pick out all of the brown ones from a giant fishbowl.

    The band was equally amused and horrified when they realized. The lead singer was like “yeah we added that to our rider as a joke. We’ve never had anyone actually do it before. Now I feel kinda bad that she had to sit there and dig all of them out…”

    Meanwhile, she had an entire bowl of brown M&Ms sitting on her desk to snack on.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    So, it was originally more than a joke.

    More a heuristic to verify whether the venue manager had bothered to read and comply with the contract for a pyrotechnics heavy performance.

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  • Oh, I know the origins. I just thought it was funny that a band added it to their rider as a joke many decades later, and then was aghast when they realized they had contractually obligated someone to sit there and sort through their entire fish bowl. Like I said, every other venue they had been to simply ignored that line.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Vocalist: "I'm always ready. 😎"

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    Keyboard is going to need some amps or PAs as well there to plug into.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    *plays the world's smallest violin*

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Given that there are amps and AIO synth, I assume this is meant to be a high school band rehearsal place? Then the drummer should already have that place's kit set up for him, it's not like they can even afford their own, nevermind the bags for it.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    "I ask you how is playing drums. You say it's too much shit to carry."

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