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[–] 56 points 6 months ago (9 children)

Right now there's some guy sitting in the family room while his wife is getting pounded on the couch, all while he's in this thing just going to town on himself. All you can see is his face.

Fly high jackinginthebox dude. Fly high.

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  • [–] 35 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Ya know.....I thought you meant this photo. I thought you meant this woman had another guy inside this.....tent, just plowing her. And laying on the floor also inside the was her husband, who is masturbating.

    And her head is just sticking out of this thing as the rest of her family is just on the couch watching sponge bob and wondering where dad is, or why mom refuses to open her tent.

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    [–] 40 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    I really want to read those 6 reviews

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    since its 3.5 stars, likely some complained its gets "messy" when you come and annoying to clean fabric.

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  • [–] 27 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    "What's that sound? Who's slapping thick bologna slices against a wet ham?"

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  • [–] 23 points 6 months ago

    This is way too big to be brought on a tram. Useless.

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  • [–] 23 points 6 months ago

    squirt yurts

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago

    Why’d you crop the price

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Ah so that’s what Christopher Pike was doing

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I want to see it, but fuck Amazon, I ain't clicking on that link

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    family guy had the YANKET.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    What is this for? Like both in the joke and also in reality?

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    It's supposed to be some kind of portable sauna thing I found from typing random words into amazon with a friend. The original image made her look like Thomas the Tank Engine so I shopped his face over hers.

    Original image:

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Except the really weird look on your face, like a red face thousand yard stare that somehow still makes eye contact

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    They will know from my face

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    Well it's not really public then, is it?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    I do think it would be very funny for there to be a fashion trend of just, your entire outfit is your astonishingly overpriced 'luxury' handbag.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago*

    Only 3 1/2 stars? I wanna read the reviews.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I'll take one for 2 people so I can invite my best mate

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