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[–] 61 points 6 months ago

Who lives in a Whitehouse in Washington DC?

Donald Shitpants!

Odious, orange pedo is he

Donald Shitpants!

If nautical war crimes be something you want

Donald Shitpants!

Then pop on a MAGA hat and vote for this cunt

Donald Shitpants, Donald Shitpants, Donald Shitpants!

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  • [–] 34 points 6 months ago

    The only good thing about this is that he's saying in public what's always been said in private. The US Military literally is an arm of American corporate power, and the Federal Government takes its marching orders not from the president, but from the Epstein Class.

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Arrr I be Shitpants the pirate.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    All of his speeches sound like he's drunk at a bar with some work buddies and he's trying to convince them that he's doing great

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    This is our future. You think he's just leaving? You think he's not setting Junior up for the throne?

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago
    [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    If only the people who pay the pirate's salary and pay for their ships would also get to share in the treasure.

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