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[–] 68 points 6 months ago (3 children)

"The era of fossil fuels must come to an end. We should embrace solar, wind, and nukular energ- why is everyone laughing?"

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  • [–] 42 points 6 months ago

    Very well…you can call me the Jolly Green Giant.
    (Lawyer clears his throat)

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago

    Haha perfect expressions

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    Maybe they're okay with being called Forrest Gump

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Don’t forget to cover your Bush if you get a late season frost warning.

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    [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    “Okay, I get it, that doesn’t work. How about Nathan Bedford Forrest?”

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Careful! He might put food on your family. (Vegetarian food, of course.)

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