Then when it hits someone they know, they get upset that the government in using the death ray on the wrong people.

Never crosses their mind that maybe the government shouldn't be using a death ray at all.

Remember how the other party was gonna fire the death ray. They never did, but the guy firing it now said that they would. I'm glad I didn't vote for them. Who knows how bad it would have been if they fired the death ray.

I really wish more people cared about the tens of millions of people sentenced to starve to death by the US government cutting USAID.

this is definitely one of the core American values

"Wow, that's an ugly wound from the government's death ray."

"Yeah, I feel really bad about not getting out of the way. I think I've learned my lesson for next time."

I would still mind the government's death ray even if it were guaranteed to not affect me because I'm not a sociopath.

"I don't really mind pedophiles in the oval office because they haven't rape my children" is partially true. My take on maga is that they tolerate whatever rich people do because deep down, they know they would do the same things if they had the opportunity. That's the point they reached.

He's at least running, actual analogy would be people laying on their back sipping whatever they drink and say "it's not bad, it hasn't hit me at all"

deathray

death ray

If we work together comrades, maybe we can get the government's new death ray to destroy the Orphan Crushing Machine that has been causing issues.

My only grip is that it should be a private company death ray. The government just decides who the death ray is allowed to zap

"In a 531-4 historic vote the government is limiting the death ray to not target citizens on their own private property. This does not extend to illegals or private property that isn't owned by the citizen. For more on this we found a guy worth 4 million and asked his opinion on the matter"

An incomprehensible idiot: "I HATE YOOOOOOUUUUU! I HAAAAAATE YOOOOOUU"

and now here is Thompson with the weather

One of the most precise memes yet.

I love the cartonist, Im gonna call him Jon Badams

First the death ray came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Communist...

I don't mind that communism has starved people because it hasn't starved me yet.