I hope this is a joke

LMAO his eyes are pointing in two different directions

So, I actually think this is a great idea.

Hear me out: it’s a “limited edition”, available only through the Washington, DC passport bureau:

The anniversary passports will be available only in person at the Washington Passport Agency for American citizens applying for a new identification document, while supplies last, according to the State Department.

Basically, all this will do is self-identify chuds at customs when they travel to other countries (I mean, if they even travel, because ‘MURICUH IS SO SUPER GREAT WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO). Who knows, maybe in the future, other countries will consider this “defaced” passport to be invalid and deny these self-identifying problematically racist and fascist people entry. Customs agents in any country generally have pretty broad discretionary leeway to tell people to fuck off.

Nah, use this one

He's got a janky eye in the picture. Maybe a stroke 🤞

Did you bring your passport pedoport?

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Too Soon

He sucks on ?

Put his mugshot on it. Put his mugshot everywhere. In the history books. On every news report about him. On things that are completely unrelated.

THAT'S the picture they used? They couldn't find a photo where he wasn't running his big yap?