..and then they all shouted out in unison "We NEED that ballroom!"
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These sociopaths have no idea how to behave appropriately.
Were enough people injured for it to be considered a mass shooting? I thought there was only one person who got shot.
Checking....
Yep, one person plus the shooter. I think it needs 4 injured to be considered a mass shooting for most definitions.
But they are douches anyway, they'd smile like that after any shooting that doesn't directly hurt them.
Inconsequential. I'll bet that's how they react when they find out about every mass shooting
What face was I making when a thing happened?
It's a "Yes, the ruse worked" smile.
I'm not American enough for this
To be fair, it's always right after a mass shooting in that fascist shithole
What did their faces look like when they were contending with a lone gunman?
Rubio is like "well I guess we're not even pretending." You'd think the freaks were at prom.
marco rubio looks confused hes not sure if he should be smiling or frowning.
I’m sure they’ve just got well-trained media faces. Let’s not go nuts with the conspiracies, this isn’t Xitter.
I'm sorry have you seen any of these people in the past year, in particular Hegseth? The idea that they have "well-trained media faces" is the biggest joke I've heard in 2026. They crumble under even the slightest pushback and have manbaby tantrums. Well-trained media faces, you must be having a laugh mate.
We're talking about people who openly commit multiple felonies on a daily basis. They're openly practicing mass bribery and insider trading. They routinely murder random civilians in the Caribbean. They've been openly flaunting the law on Congressional appropriations from day one. They are a criminal organization.
Faking an assassination is a minor item on their already extensive rap sheet. When they've already committed dozens of murders, what's a fake assassination at that point?
There was one person injured, this was not a mass shooting by any definition.
Stop making shit up.

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