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[–] 48 points 6 months ago (2 children)

rearrange my guts

But I am not a surgeon.

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  • [–] 29 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    The ; means she wants some period on her colon.

    The 3 means that three people must be involved.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago

    Thank you for trusting me with this sacred duty 😑.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    Fine, I am redirecting your intestines to your kidneys

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago (1 child)
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    Unglazed? Sounds like you need to get that fixed

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