God: Your Old Testament Rage is fully charged! Press L3 + R3 to unleash!
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Also Jesus: fucks shit up
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God: Rise and shine J, you’ll need to move that stone blocking the tomb entrance by holding L2 and focusing your Holy Spirit. Just make sure you have enough meter by collecting those communion crackers.
Jesus Christ: Hope I made it in time for the Easter egg hunt.
You see those red coins? That's blood money. Collect 30 and I might just have a noose waiting for you.
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In my mind, reading this, Jesus has the voice of Jeff Fischer from American Dad.
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