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[–] 62 points 6 months ago (4 children)

God: Your Old Testament Rage is fully charged! Press L3 + R3 to unleash!

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago* (3 children)

    You found: Whip - Press X to use

    Jesus: "Wait...can we make that some other button?"

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    God: It's only a problem with ye olde englishe, which you don't canonically speak, J.

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