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[–] 108 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You guys are dicks. He only looks like that because he usually lives under a lot of water and some asshole fisherman pulled him up, so his body literally decompressed at the surface. Try to be better?

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago

    He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago

    Many people can't grow a mustache, this guy grew two

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago

    "And you do you want your beard?"

    "Just copy/paste my mustache to my chin. I'm a busy man."

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Hey! Stop making fun of Jamie Hyneman!

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (17 children)

    Like legit, how does he eat a burger?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    He doesn't. He eats krill. Maybe read OP?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Could we feed him a burger to see what happens?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I feel like unless it's a krill burger, he wouldn't even be interested.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (6 children)

    We'll just spread a layer of krill over the burger and trick him into eating it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Why are you trying to trick this noble creature into eating a fucking burger?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    A real biologist would respect the creatures they researched.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That's why I'm a fake biologist! No need for pesky regulations. I'm just out there feeding burgers to wild animals.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    I was more wondering about how he ate soup tbh.
    Does he stay away from soup entirely, or does he do a two handed lift and slurp manoeuvre, or is it full strainer mode with an added bristle lick and slurp at the end?
    Enquiring minds need to know!!!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    With a knife and fork like any other civilised person.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    But why would this man do this?

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    [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    get ready to feel old, remember the mighty boosh logo? this is him now:

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Dr. Zoidberg!

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