So, you were on fire about Morticia and I both agree with and love everything you said.. but judging by the white hair stripe and the goofy grin on that particular Frankenstein's monster in the background there, OP's image is not of the Addams Family, but The Munsters. Does it matter or change your message at all? Not a whit. Sorry for the pedantry.

We don't deadname Marle

I... huh. You know what, that is incredibly fair and I'd never thought of it that way. I will never rename her again.

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And I'm instantly transported back to the heady days of Diablo II. Thank you for that jaunt down memory lane.

Bless you for taking my comment seriously. I was only carrying on the OP's joke, but I could have done more to make that clear.

I don't know if you're being serious, but just in case you are, the Mountain Dew flavor that Taco Bell is known for is actually called Baja Blast, named for the Mexican state of Baja California. It doesn't have anything to do with the stuffed shark from Ikea. Hope this helps.

Of course he is, don't you know who you've been talking to? That's Thor's brother.

My father was both, so my mom turned out ok I think. And it's not that I didn't expect to still be alive, so much as I hadn't really fully conceptualized life in my 30s and 40s? It was as foreign a concept to me as what happens in a story after the "happily ever after" and the credits roll. What do you mean, what happens next? Story's over. And I have even less of an idea now of what to do with myself than I did then, I just know that a plucky attitude and a "well, I'll figure it out somehow" didn't do the trick.

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Most people don't change, they only get old.

Hi, I'm Daisy!

YOW!

Woo-HOO!

NiiiiiinTENDO!

Every game since Double Dash.

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You all sound like chapters from a self-help book!