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[–] 18 points 1 year ago (9 children)

He doesn't. He eats krill. Maybe read OP?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Could we feed him a burger to see what happens?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I feel like unless it's a krill burger, he wouldn't even be interested.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (6 children)

    We'll just spread a layer of krill over the burger and trick him into eating it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Why are you trying to trick this noble creature into eating a fucking burger?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    A real biologist would respect the creatures they researched.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That's why I'm a fake biologist! No need for pesky regulations. I'm just out there feeding burgers to wild animals.

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