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[–] 115 points 6 months ago (5 children)

"Stop climbing this pole!"

"Fine..."

climbs the other pole

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  • [–] 47 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    there's bear in the desert? Is it a desert? Where are the trees?

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  • [–] 45 points 6 months ago

    Black bears used to live in almost the entirety of the continental United States and Canada. They prefer woodland areas but can get by anywhere with food and water. My first guess would be that this bear lives in or near an urban area.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    Cochise county is the south eastern corner of AZ. It’s about 50/50 Sonoran desert and mountainous area. This definitely appears to be the desert area. I’ve never seen a bear outside mountainous areas personally, pretty sure that’s a rare occurrence.

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  • [–] 32 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    That's amazing. I can't imagine be okay with the bear wandering over to my bucket and being within claw range while literally poking the bear.

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  • [–] 27 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    Damn that fucker was FAST to the second pole!

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    This is how dumb a bear is: He has already ascertained that the top of a pole is a good place to be (don't worry about how he came to that decision, that's a different discussion), so when he was forced down from that pole, he doesn't process the new information that the top of a pole invites humans, and attempted lynching, he immediately defaults to his previous decision to run up the next pole!

    But then he finally demonstrates what has brought him 3/4 of the way up the food chain: he stops halfway up the pole, and reflects on a new concept. As he looks into the distance, about to shimmy up that pole, he sees emptiness, no humans with poles and nooses at all. That just might be a better idea than climbing this pole.

    It takes him a while to process this new concept, but he eventually makes his best Darwinian decision, and runs for it!

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Do bears even have a fear instinct? What animals are they afraid of?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Other bears and mooses maybe ?

    Even if you’re the apex predator you try not to get hurt during the fight - an injury could mean death. this requires some form of sense for danger is my guess

    and stating the obvious: fear of fire, heights etc

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago

    Imagine that day of work... Thinking you'll go make some connections maybe troubleshoot an issue oh fuck it's a 500 lb bear!

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    My buddy coaxes the bears(4) out of his neighbour's garage when the neighbour leaves it open and they wander in for mayhem. He strolls in, makes noise, claps his hands - like a waiter scattering a smear of pigeons - and they all bug out.

    Dude is about 71% badass.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    "coaxed" 🏏💢 🏏💢 🏏💢🐻

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    I read lineman and saw "co-axed" instead of "coaxed".

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    The fucking strength that takes to pull that giant ass body up that pole

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    That bear is having so much fun.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    "Look Yogi, things will get better. Come on down and we'll get you into counseling."

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  • [–] 0 points 6 months ago

    I read beer and was very confused.

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