A bit curvy, but at least the person who named this had actually seen one before.

I thought maybe it used to be triangular, but in 1858 it was still a blob.

Maybe "dressed up pond"?

Pffft. You can fit loads of triangles in that pond.

Who's that Pokémon?

(Also, coords 41.695, -70.46 in Sandwich, MA)

Named of course for it's discoverer John triangle

I bet you there aren't even any farms on farmersville road there. Pfft

Headless Man Squats For A Shit Pond just doesn’t have the same ring

Everyone talking about the shape and I’m here thinking “bitch, that’s a lake”.

Looks more like a spaceship from star trek

are you fucking blind can you not see the gigantic triangle directly north of the word triangle it’s right fucking there

Since we live in a simulation, its all rendered as triangles anyway.

You can't fool me Google; hat's two derpy rectangles, a circle, and a pie slice all smushed together.

All I can see is pickle jar guy pond.

But yet you can never triangulate those curves.

That's where the triangle light UFOs come from.

Looks like the front of an AT-AT

That's the rough data. Then came the noise rendering, environmental influences....

USian colonisers decided to rename everything after indigenous people already had perfectly cool names, and this kind of shit is what we ended up with.

Harambe memorial pond

It's probably just shrinking. In a few years it'll be triangle puddle.

When the pond is sus!

It's almost like somebody was told to make triangle pond and got most of the way there, but decided to make the bottom 20% look like a thumbs-up and call it good. 🤣🤌🏼

I feel ya, mysterious planet crafter peon. Can't get your mind off the fjords. 🥹

Thats definitely a square bro wdym its a triangle

It's a noneuclidean triangle

https://www.beyondallreason.info/unit/corjugg

Behe lake

And here I thought this scene was silly.

I'd be tempted to dive down and see if I can get her running again. If I do, I'll sell tickets off this crazy rock.