Because he went to the cloud and downloaded documents onto a tablet.

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[–] 9 points 7 months ago (1 child)

Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like bragging about it.

"For I speak not of my own Accord." -John 12:49

"The disciples were all in one Accord." -Acts 2:1

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Peter drove a Ford!

    "And Peter followed from a-Ford." (Matthew 26:58)

    Pontiac had some sales too:

    "And the Lord gave them Solstice." (Joshua 21:44)

    The Bible even had the Fast and the Furious!

    "The driving is like the driving of Jehu the son of Nimshi; for he driveth furiously." (2 Kings 9:20)

    Jehu probably drove a Plymouth Fury (with a lead foot).

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